Anti Christ Gospel

The Anti Christ Gospel - Do Not Worry

Do Not Worry

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God knows you need all those other things as well.

 “Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes?  Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they?  Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life?” ….  But be sure that while you are alive, you have been a good financial steward.  I mean, sure, you shouldn’t actually worry or store anything in a barn anywhere, but of course you should be putting around 20% in your retirement portfolio so that you don’t become a burden to anyone in your old age.  And nothing wrong with some safety nets, a safety deposit box, a hidden safe somewhere, an offshore account. You know, just in case.

“And don’t worry about clothes.” …  Clothes have become so affordable thanks to the slave conditions in manufacturing in other countries, that everyone can afford clothes these days.   “See how the flowers of the field grow. They do not labor or spin”… and you don’t have to either.  That work belongs to those folks in those factories.  I mean, sure, the working conditions are tragic, but if it weren’t for that job, they might have no job at all, so you know - maybe it’s the lesser of two evils after all.   “I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like those flowers.  It’s just proof that if that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more clothe you—you of little faith? “ 

 I know times are tough because of COVID.  We’ve been deprived of so many of life’s pleasures.  But do not worry, saying, ‘When can we go out to eat again?  I miss going out to restaurants?’ or ‘What shall we drink and when can we go to bars again?  I miss going out to the bars’ or ‘What shall we wear?  I’m so tired of just knocking around my house in my sweats all day, I can’t wait to be able to get dressed up and go out!’  Even though unspiritual people pursue these things, your heavenly Father knows that you need them.  It’s not enough to seek first his kingdom and his righteousness.  God knows you need all those other things as well.  Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.



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The Anti- Christ Gospel Prayer #2

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the longer you pray, the more god will bless you

 “And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words.”  You won’t be heard for babbling like a pagan, but do remember that the longer you pray, the more god will bless you.  Spend time!  God doesn’t appreciate brevity.   Even though he knows what you need before you ask him, he appreciates the hard work that goes into long prayer sessions.

 This, then, is how you should pray:

Oh Father (who we know is a man and could not possible be our mother) of the chosen, special people in my group,
hallowed be your name,
your kingdom as we have defined it come,
your will as we have defined it be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us today our daily bread and prosper us with all the luxuries we desire.
 And forgive us our debts, even though we understand that debt is fine and we know you don’t mind that we have a lot of them; as we also have forgiven our debtors.  Not literally though because it would be bad business to actually forgive debt.  Our great nation’s economy is built on debt and we know that you want America to prosper. 
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one as we have defined him to be.’

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The Anti-Christ Gospel - Prayer

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It lets people know how righteous you are.

Are you tired of the Anti-Christ Gospel yet? I’ve been away from my blog for awhile, so get over it… you’ve had your break!!! You might be wondering, “How long is this Anti Christ going to go on with the Anti Christ gospel? It’s simply…. anti-christ-like”

Well, there’s more. There’s SO much more. There’s ALWAYS more.

Whatever - you’ll get over it. He who has ears to hear and all that…..

“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.”…  Of course, be sure that you post bible quotes and righteous content on social media regularly.  This is very different from praying in secret.  It lets people know how righteous you are and at the same time helps them to feel bad about who they are.  Who knows?  You might convert them to your righteous way of life and they might start praying too. 

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The Anti-Christ Gospel - Love Your Enemies

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…you don’t need to send showers of love and blessing to the unrighteous.  That’s God’s job. 

 “You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ “…  But I tell you, maybe don’t HATE your enemy, but you should certainly fight against them and try to make them like you are.   Only people who are like you can be your neighbor. Once you’ve converted them to your way of thinking, then you can love them fully.    Now, if they persecute you, you might want to pray for them, but you can certainly consider them your enemy.  If they say things on social media that contradict your viewpoints, or even worse put down your viewpoints, by all means take them to task.  Call them out.  Throw in some name calling and put downs.  After all, it’s your job to change their mind that you may be children of your Father in heaven. I mean, even though He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous, you don’t need to send showers of love and blessing to the unrighteous.  That’s God’s job.  Yours is to call them out!   If you love those who don’t love you, how are you going to make a difference in this world?   And if you greet those who are not your own people, you are just watering down the gospel.  You should fight against them with all your might.   Just don’t hate them.   If you can just keep from hating them, then you are doing more than the pagans and are justified.   Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.  And do everything you can to make sure everyone else is as perfect as you are. 

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The Anti-Christ Gospel - An Eye for an Eye

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Above all, protect your freedom and your rights.

“You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’  And then there are some that will say, ‘Do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.   And if anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well.   If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles.  Give to the one who asks you, and do not turn away from the one who wants to borrow from you.’  “

But I tell you that you might not want to take an eye for an eye, but turning the other cheek is just not practical.  You must stand up for yourself.  Especially if the one that is asking you to go one mile is the government.  In that case, it’s probably a conspiracy to take away your freedom.  Above all, protect your freedom and your rights.  That’s what makes America great.   Forget about turning the other cheek.  That’s bullshit. 

The Anti-Christ Gospel - Oaths

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It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.”

“Again, you have heard that it was said to the people long ago, ‘Do not break your oath, but fulfill to the Lord the vows you have made.’” …  But I tell you, that’s really old fashioned shit.  You can’t possibly keep up with all your promises.  Sometimes you have to say yes to people just to get them off your back.  It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

The Anti-Christ Gospel - Divorce

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You don’t owe her anything.

“It has been said, ‘Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce.’ “… This is really practical advice. You want it all in writing. Be sure you get a good lawyer who can get you the best deal possible. It’s totally OK to divorce your wife and leave her with no resources.  It is not your responsibility to pay for any alimony or child support, above what the law requires, even if she has given up her career to raise your children or has worked to help put you through college.  You don’t owe her anything. 
After all, she should be able to make-due on the court-ordered child support.  How could you possibly pay child support and still pay for the extras like medical bills, braces, glasses, summer camp, or college and still expect to find a new wife and buy her nice things? 

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The Anti-Christ Gospel - Your Right Eye

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When I looked for pictures of people with their eyes gouged out, they were almost entirely women.

“If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.   And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell. “

Don’t be misled into thinking that this is about consumption and never being satisfied.  And just like the lust thing, I’m not talking here about the desire to overpower or possess.   I don’t speak metaphorically.  So, I’m not talking about the inability to see things clearly or the consuming desire to grasp at things.  I’m talking literally about looking at and touching women.  Duh.   You should actually gouge out your eye if you look at a woman and have a sexual thought.  You should actually chop off your hand if you touch a woman.  Women are off limits and will contaminate you spiritually.    Of course, you don’t have to take this kind of extreme measure if the woman tempted you.  In that situation, of course it’s her fault and not yours.  For example: if she was wearing something revealing.  In America, that’s tight pants, or a a tight shirt, short shorts or a short skirt, a low-cut blouse, or god forbid a bikini.  In the Middle East, that’s anything that shows her face or ankle.  In either case, you are not responsible, it’s her fault.    Of course men aren’t responsible for any of this. None of this applies to men, they can wear whatever they want because of course women don’t have sexual thoughts and those who do are clearly depraved and should have their eye gouged out - it would be entirely their fault and not be because of anything men did. I have proof of this. When I looked for pictures of people with their eyes gouged out, they were almost entirely women.

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The Anti-Christ Gospel - Lust

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What we are really aiming for here is the suppression of your sexuality

“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.  But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.”…  First of all, I want to emphasize that lust means a sexual thought because of course you know that sexuality is sinful and human beings aren’t supposed to think about sexual things.  And of course you also know that you should and can achieve absolute control over what thoughts run through your mind.  You haven’t mastered that yet?  Get to work!   And whatever you do, don’t let yourself be misled into thinking that lust might mean the desire to possess or overpower another person.   What we are really aiming for here is the suppression of your sexuality, not the subversion of power.

The Anti-Christ Gospel - Your Adversary

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Our justice system is one of the things that makes this country great

Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still together on the way, or your adversary may hand you over to the judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison.  Truly I tell you, you will not get out until you have paid the last penny.” But if your adversary has done you wrong, be sure to sue that motherfucker.  Our justice system is one of the things that makes this country great.