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The Anti-Christ Gospel - The Beatitudes

Now the Anti- Christ saw the crowds and all the social media followers and got on the internet to speak to them saying:  

“Don’t let anyone make you feel poor in spirit or hopeless,  the kingdom of heaven is only found by the strong and hopeful.   

Don’t mourn or let anyone make you sad.  Grief and mourning are for the unspiritual.  Pursue happiness!!  Search out gurus who will teach you how to be happy.  


Don’t let anyone tell you what to do.  Meekness is a mistake.  Speak up and be forceful, it will take power to change the earth  


Those who are hungry are hungry because they haven’t worked hard enough.  You are full because you made all the right choices.  It’s a sign of god’s blessing that you are prosperous.


Don’t allow sin in the world.  Find it and call it out.  Cut yourself off from sinners and be sure to speak the truth publicly about their sin. 


Don’t worry about purity of heart.  If you or your leaders are corrupt, that’s OK, it is God’s work to keep America strong and powerful. 

Don’t be fooled.  Peace is not practical.  It is OK to wage war against the enemies of god. 

Don’t allow anyone to persecute you.  Stand up for yourself! Fight back!

Don’t let anyone insult you, persecute you or falsely say any kind of evil against you because of me.  If some so-called prophet comes along and speaks truth to injustice and corruption in society, be sure to speak evil of them and post a lot of insulting things on social media.”